Do you struggle with "panda eyes"?

If so, consider this brand of mascara that I cut half the name off of:

Happy guessing!

If Lynx can make pandas have sex it can certainly help in your quest

Lynx, the non-American version of Axe Body Spray, is promoting its product through copulating pandas. Ohhhh yeah. Let the sexy times begin.

Via Copyranter.

Priuses (Priusi?) save pandas

At least that's what this ad wants you to believe!

Via Copyranter.

Fender panda goes for a ride

Rideeeeeeeeeee.

Thanks to Panda Correspondent Nicholas Wray for this pic!

Need a pet sitter?

Hire a panda!


First-time Panda Correspondent Nicholas Wray brings our attention to this Midtown Sacramento pet sitting service. My question is: does a panda do the pet sitting? Or is this a service for your pet panda?

Pandas: Not the only endangered species

See? They're just like the Blue Fin Tuna:

Via Copyranter (go there to see large versions of the above - Left & Right).

If you buy a San Diego Zoo Membership

you'll be treated to a panda in a box!

NEVER SAY NO TO PANDA.

via the no problem

peel a panda!

via copyranter.

legless panda needs help

pandas aren't the only creatures who are endangered. according to this ad, people are just as important as pandas! i thought people were pandas, but maybe i am mistaken?

in any case, animal new york has the full report.

what do pandas wait for?

long-time panda correspondent ryan lue spotted this gem of a gem in japan. click on picture for a big ol' zoom and see if you can spot it. hint: it's worth the wait.

whaddup

panda.

long-time panda correspondent ryan is back in internet range. hip hip hooray!

when pandas wear panda camoflauge

one cannot tell which the true panda is. but then, they were both pandas to begin with.

pandoster

my eyes are too tired from staring at a computer screen to understand what this is an ad for but it's cool none the less. i need to explode and run away and frolick in some fields. that is all.

inside panda is louis vuitton party, panda

some vague explanation here.

Panda Kicks Ass

I am SO EXCITED to see this movie.

PANDAMONIUM

what's a pandana, you ask?

it's the official headgear of ancient Chinese Fighting Pandas, now available for young athletes worldwide who believe in themselves and always do their very best!

according to rice krispies, at least.

KUNG! FU! PANDA! OUT JUNE 6th

[exclamation points all mine]