Think you want a panda for a friend? Think again.

Buzzfeed has a list of 5 reasons a panda would make a bad friend. You might want to reconsider your existing panda friendships.

Thanks to Trevor for finding!

Americans weigh in on the birth of a new panda

Panda news is way more funny when it's fake, right? Here's another gem from The Onion, discovered by Trevor.

Feeling hungry? World Wildlife Fund suggests panda ears.

Nom! The Onion reports>

A find long ago found by Trevor. I've been slacking on my panda posting!

Baby pandas don't want to go to work either

Via #whatshouldwecallme:

TRYING TO WAKE UP FOR WORK ON A FRIDAY

Watch out for that...basketball!

Via #whatshouldwecallme:

WHEN MY TEACHER ASSIGNS HOMEWORK FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Upside down panda

Found by Trevor via Cute Overload.

DON'T MESS WITH PANDA

Via YOUGOTOCAL.

The Panda Push

Via #whatshouldwecall me:

"WHEN WE'RE GOING OUT TO THE BAR AND MY FRIEND SAYS SHE'S NOT DRINKING"

**awk**

from here

Panda Chan!

lol!!! from here

Man I am sad about pandas being endangered, but...

Oh the perks of being endangered!

From here.

Rocking chair panda rocks my world

Via #whatshouldwecallme (THE BEST BLOG EVAR):

WHEN I STAY IN ON THE WEEKEND TO DO WORK

I always just end up like: 

NOBODY cuts panda in line!

As Devora mentioned earlier, this really is the best blog ever. Here's another gem:

WHEN A PERSON WITH MORE THAN 15 ITEMS GETS IN THE EXPRESS LANE:

Nailed It!

From My Food Looks Funny.

From the best new blog EVAR

"When I see my bar tab:"

From the most hilarious blog ever.

Panda has the power

Via Fail Blog.

Panda's Pub Crawl

If you are in Sacramento this weekend be sure to join in on Saturday for Panda's Lightrail Pub Crawl, an all-day event in honor of Sacramento Beer Week. I don't know who "Panda" is, but I know he likes pandas and he likes beer, so he's okay in my book.

Panda wrestlers

Sent in by Maria, and also seen on Win Blog, the famous WWF Panda (World Wildlife Fund) is re-imagined as another time of WWF Panda (World Wrestling Federation):

Dinosaur Panda (not)

Via Fail Blog.

Panda pile

Found by Sam on Daily Squee.