Look what's going around the Facebook interwebz right now:
"PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by pandas, 28% are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming pandacalypse, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post."
Thanks to Jordan for re-posting and showing up in my newsfeed. I'm glad the pandas have spared you thus far.