are you ears feeling a bit cold?

it is raining out, after all.
keep them warm with these lovely panda ear muffs:

found here by trevor!

if you don't read texts from last night

please start.
the few days following halloween were ripe with gems.
including this one:
"(720): I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands..."

for $40 all this can be yours

thank you trevor for bringing this to my attention. and thank you, regretsy, for existing. although, honestly, i don't know that i'd regret owning a panda ski mask.

to sit on more than one panda at once

trevor brings our attention to this list of uncomfortable chairs. included on the list is this chair made of stuffed pandas:

obviously plush animals are fairly comfortable but, apparently, sitting on such a chair should make you feel uncomfortable about furthering the ultimate demise of the panda population through squishing these plush ones.

in any case, i find this panda chair more aesthetically pleasing.

zzz

hang on there, little panda.
see other cutely sleeping animals here.

bring me back a beer panda

TO THE PUB!



found here

Panda Butt

HAY LOOKIT

PANDA BUTT



find it here