19 September 2010

Panda Ha Ha

Loyal Panda Correspondent Trevor brings our attention to this panda silly. Normally I don't copy/paste from other sites, but this joke from Cute Overload by way of Anil Dash was too good to not share here:

"A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”

“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:

Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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