Watch Out Pandas

Over at panda-favorite Indexed comes this beauty:

Panda Gonna Getcha

Long-time Panda Pal Ryan brings our attention to the image above (via Chillin in Asiaaaa). Seen here previously in a more benign form, the text added in is in no way a surprise and really rather fitting.

Panda Ha Ha

Loyal Panda Correspondent Trevor brings our attention to this panda silly. Normally I don't copy/paste from other sites, but this joke from Cute Overload by way of Anil Dash was too good to not share here:

"A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”

“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:

Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Party Pandas

In panda website news, may I introduce to you Panda loves to party, a Tumblr devoted to partying pandas like the one above. Given that today is this panda writer's birthday, I felt it was appropriate to share these cake eating beasts.

Via mental_floss

all the animals line up

to attend the baby shower. panda will be the third to give his best wishes, see?

Polymer Pandas

Found via Epicute, from joojooland on Etsy.

Panda Cookies

Nom!

From EpiCute.

Emphatic Panda

....WTF?

Sneezy Panda

I've been feeling about as allergic as this guy the last few days - I just got back to my apartment after about a week away from all the kitty fur and whew am I sneezy!

Average Panda

From my dear little sis:

"Today, my friend sent me a text that said she saw a panda horse crossing the street. Never again will i call them cows. MLIA"