dance! panda! dance!: July 2008

29 July 2008

panda trivia and typing

courtesy of panda correspondent ryan. lack-of-camera certainly can't stop him from contributing. he is a powerhouse!

ryan writes:
Did you know that in Chinese, "panda" (熊貓 / xióng māo) means bear-cat?

Bear Cat


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EDIT: that mess of symbols above is two pandas when formatted correctly in my gmail and in the post-forming, but looks like this on actual blog. apologies!!

panda ink

yes, the pandas are used to advertise black ink.
yes, ink is stupidly expensive.

porn watching pandas

did you know pandas watch porn? i didn't. the only thing i know about panda sex is this. but animal new york claims it is so. click on the link. you won't be disappointed by the sex face of the lion.

28 July 2008

21 July 2008

panda products!

my friend and panda-correspondent, ryan, sent me a link for this frying pan(da). a pan of this sort has previously shown up on blog, but this particular site also linked to these adorably teeny panda stickers. anyone who is in the market for a gift for me (which should be everyone, all the time) should invest in these. it will also be a gift for you, too, as i will use them to decorate letters to you. i will also stick them all over you, your room, your belongings, your family, friends, and the world you live in.

p.s. ryan is currently in taiwan and says he has many more pandas coming my way. so stay tuned!

ny times does panda

the panda that ROARED

thanks to the panda papa for the heads up!

07 July 2008

panda dress is t-shirt

found on the sale racks of the miracle mile urban outfitters, las vegas, nevada.
sadly not $4.90, as was the copy of the learning to love you more book, so it was not purchased. just sneakily snapped in the dressing room by maria.

29 July 2008

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